lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza, via ruinedchildhood)

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via ruinedchildhood)

duplication:

the sad moment when you realize you only have 1 maybe 2 true friends

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

i wanna be best friends with someone where we like talk all the time and call each other and I can tell them everything *cries because no one lives me*

on a scale of 1-10 I’d rate my life a solid 1.5

  • Sakura: I'll distract him
  • Sasuke:
  • Sasuke:
  • Sasuke:
  • Sasuke: *My chick bad. My chick hood. My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could*

I’m going to laugh so hard when SS becomes canon

After the war

  • [Madara is defeated. The ninja alliance is victorious. Team 7 is together again.]
  • Kakashi: We did it. I'm very proud of you all.
  • [Group Moment]
  • Kakashi: Sasuke. Now that everything's over, what are you going to do?
  • Sasuke: I won't let the Uchiha be remembered this way. That's why I've finally decided...I'm going to restore my clan.
  • Kakashi: Restore the honor of the Uchiha clan?
  • Sasuke: Yes. And also continue the Uchiha line.
  • Kakashi: *chuckles* Ah. Well! I wouldn't have expected that from you. I guess you're all grown up now, eh? But what are your immediate plans? For when we return to Konoha.
  • Sasuke: ...Those are my immediate plans.
  • Sakura: *blushes* S-Sasuke-kun...ahaha...aren't you a little, ah, young to be thinking about that?
  • Naruto: Yeah! You can't have kids, teme, that's for old people! And besides, you don't have a wife! You don't even have a girlfriend!
  • Sasuke: I don't see what my age has to do with it. And as for finding a mother...Sakura.
  • Sakura: Y-yes?
  • Sasuke: Will you help me restore my clan?
  • Sakura: WHAT?!
  • Kakashi: Whoah, whoah, slow down, you kids...!
  • Naruto: BASTARD! NOW you wanna marry Sakura-chan?!
  • Sakura: Marry?! Just wait a second-
  • Sasuke: We don't have to marry. Sakura, I understand if your...feelings for me have changed. You don't have to be the clan's traditional matriarch. I'm only asking...as a teammate.
  • Sakura: ...As....wait, you're saying...you want me to *mother* your children...as your teammate?
  • Sasuke: I know it's a lot to ask. Pregnancy lasts for several months, and you would have to sacrifice training and missions for that time, and I have very little to offer in terms of payment-
  • Sakura: Payment?!
  • Sasuke: -but I wanted to ask you...because you are the only woman I would trust to carry my children.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun...I...this is all very sudden. And confusing? Do you understand what you're asking of me?
  • Sasuke: Yes. The loss of time, and the pain of labor, but I don't expect you to promise yourself to me.
  • Sakura: Uh, yeah, but there's also the whole...conception...part. Oh god, I can't believe we're talking about this.
  • Sasuke: ...Why would that be a problem?
  • Sakura: Oh my god.
  • Kakashi: Hold on, Sasuke...do you know *how* babies are conceived?
  • Sasuke: I don't see the problem. Sakura is a medic, it should be well within her abilities.
  • Sakura: ....
  • Kakashi: ....
  • Sasuke: ...And if there's something I need to do, I can learn it with my Sharingan.
  • Sakura: *chokes*
  • Kakashi: Sasuke--did Orochimaru ever give you the birds and the bees talk while you were in Sound?
  • Sasuke: What are you talking about?
  • Naruto: Yeah, why are you guys freaking out--Sakura-chan, your face is all red.
  • Kakashi: Naruto, don't tell me...Jiraiya-sama never told you where babies come from?
  • Naruto: Well, babies come from moms when they get pregnant.
  • Sakura: But how do the moms GET pregnant?
  • Naruto: *scratches head* Well, they usually get married and decide to have a baby, right? Why are you asking me these questions?
  • Sakura: Oh my god.
  • Sasuke: Dobe. Marriage isn't a requirement.
  • Sakura: Oh my GOD.
  • Kakashi: *sigh* WELL then. Sakura, we can't let them go on like this. Unfortunately, I believe I'm needed elsewhere. As our team medical expert, I'm counting on you to bring them up to speed. Use this. *hands her a copy of Icha Icha*
  • Kakashi: Congratulations again on saving the world. *teleports*
  • Sakura: SENSEI NO.

brighteststarofthenightsky:

No matter what happens…

I will never lose my faith in SasuSaku.